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Sometimes I wonder if my family disproves the theory of natural selection.
Me *regarding kitchen shelf holding sugar jars*: That shelf leans a bit. Do you think we should move the heavy jars?
Mother: It's fine. *removes jars and tugs on shelf* See? *tugs harder; shelf comes off wall in a shower of plaster* Oh! Oh I see your point.
Me: ...My point was that maybe we just shouldn't put heavy things on there.
Seriously. There aren't enough palms and faces in the world.
eta: Hey, Dreamwidth automatically updates the LJ post when you edit it on DW. That's nice.
Mother: It's fine. *removes jars and tugs on shelf* See? *tugs harder; shelf comes off wall in a shower of plaster* Oh! Oh I see your point.
Me: ...My point was that maybe we just shouldn't put heavy things on there.
Seriously. There aren't enough palms and faces in the world.
eta: Hey, Dreamwidth automatically updates the LJ post when you edit it on DW. That's nice.